What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:59
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Something Big Is Twisting Mercury’s Crust - Gizmodo
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
So they tried
First look: The new Pedro Pascal-narrated space show in NYC - Time Out
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
European probe snaps first images of the sun's south pole - NBC News
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to